Boredom is a scary thing

So lately i have been bored and find that it does horrible things to my dating life.  Problem 1 -- no one is walking down the steet calling my name and asking for a date.  (Feel free to giggle, it was meant to be funny)  Problem 2 -- as the boredom increases, i start lowering my standards!  I start out thinking i want someone who has their proverbial shit together, educated (either formally or informally), funny, good looking, and an awesome personality.........after two weekends of hanging with the dog.......I just want you to be male and have all your teeth!!!!  Even the teeth are negotiable!  Just a quick thought for a Saturday night!!!